The Inventor of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, Died and went to Heaven.

At the Gates, St. Peter told Arthur.’ Since you've been such a Good Man and Your Motorcycles have Changed the World, Your Reward is, you can Hang-Out with Anyone You Want to in Heaven.'

Arthur Thought About it for a Minute and then said, 'I want to Hang-Out with God.'

St. Peter Took Arthur to the Throne Room, and  Introduced Him to God.

God Recognized Arthur and Commented,’ Okay, so you were the One Who Invented the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle?'

Arthur said, 'Yeah, That's Me...'

God Commented:  'Well, what's the Big Deal in Inventing Something that’s Pretty Unstable, Makes Noise and Pollution and Can't Run Without a Road?'

Arthur was a Bit Embarrassed, but Finally Spoke, 'Excuse me, but Aren't You the Inventor of Woman?'

God said, 'Ah, Yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, ’Professional to Professional, You Have  Some Major Design Flaws in Your Invention !  :

1. There’s Too Much Inconsistency in the Front-End Suspension ~

2.  It Chatters Constantly at High Speeds ~

3.  Most of Rear Ends Are Too Soft and Wobble About Too Much ~

4.  The Intake is Placed Way Too Close to the Exhaust ~

5. The Maintenance Costs Are Outrageous!  ~



'Hmmmmm,  You May Have Some Good Points There, 'Replied  God, 'Hold On,'---->

God Went to His  'Celestial-Super-Computer', Typed in a Few  Words and Waited for the Results.

The  Computer Printed-Out a Slip of Paper and God  Read It ~

'Well, it May be True That My  Invention is Flawed,' God Said to Arthur , 'But According to These Numbers,  More  Men are Riding My Invention Than  Yours'